sometransgal:

Taxi driver: “Can you imagine that??? A man wearing pink!!!”

Me, a trans woman dressed completely in pink about to do the funniest thing ever with my deep voice: “No I really can’t.”

sleepyyghostt:

having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in

(via charlily)

rainia:

rainia:

my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(

me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??

6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O

it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together

(via charlily)

aflo:

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

(via mctreeleth)

worm-noodles:

lesbiacebian:

i miss the intimacy of sharing wired earbuds with a girl </3

middle school gay awakening core

(via iconoclasmic)

a-dauntless-daffodil:

mister-christmas:

captain-price-officially:

SEVEN???

(via gougerre)

tummyacheworld:

tummyacheworld:

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone’s problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with “I’m menstruating” i would.

that’s exactly how it feels. say it

(via temporaldischarge)

the-jellicle-duelist:

boypussyparty:

time to evil jerk off

COUNTER SPELL

(via manywinged)

perditionsflames:

manywinged:

manywinged:

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

(via manywinged)

ravenkinnie:

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

(via manywinged)